User:Cloverfield monster



Hello Humans! I am The Cloverfield Monster. You probably know me from the movie Cloverfield. I promise I won't eat you---only If you treat me with respect. Allow me to tell you about myself. I like to eat fish. I am 1000 years old. And get this. People say that 1000 years is equal to a 1 year old. That means in Earth years, I'd still be a baby. Now I want to say I am sorry for destroying New York on May 23rd. It's just I have extreme anger issues. Speaking of anger, DO NOT get me angry. Normally, I'm a pretty relaxed guy most of the time and it takes a lot to get me angry. But watch out. When I do get mad, I destroy people's cities. Anyways, there are these parasite creatures that live on my skin and they itch so BAD!!! I'm thinking of writing an autobiography about myself